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A timeless song dedicated to people who wear glasses.


Four Eyes

They say guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses
but I myself think that's a joke.
Not afraid to say my type is gals with bad eyesight
or ones who can't see past their nose.
I always got a Snellen Chart on hand
I'm looking for a half blind girl who needs a helping hand.

Four eyes I'm in love with you four eyes
Four eyes I’m in need of you four eyes
You've got a kind of lovable weeble-wobble gait
I find it so adorable when you can't see my face.

I'm wise to keep courting you four eyes
Just keep on sportin those four eyes
As long as you keep those glasses in tow
I'll still be your Dandy beau
And you'll be oh so elegant my four eyes


released May 11, 2018
Written by Dandy Wellington and Henry Richard Alexander III
Produced by Dandy Wellington
Recorded and Mixed by Aaron Nevezie at Bunker Studios
Mastered by Alex DeTurk

Dandy Wellington - Bandleader/Vox
Nick Russo - Guitar
Jesse Gelber - Piano
Brandi Disterheft - Bass
Jay Lepley - Drums
Mike Davis - Trumpet
Ricky Alexander - Reeds
Joe McDonough - Trombone


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Dandy Wellington and His Band New York, New York

Inspired by the Big Band Era of Jazz, Dandy Wellington and his Band have taken the sounds of the 1930’s and 40’s and created a world of well dressed music. With a passion for obscure songs steeped in the Jazz tradition, Dandy Wellington has assembled a catalog of music that invokes an atmosphere of class. ... more

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